Prince Jellyfish

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
courtofspacelaw
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Do Vulcans Dream of Logical Sheep?


Scotty: Captain I ran those diagnostics on the ships computer and-

Kirk: sshh sshh sshh

Kirk: Mr. Spock<3 just got back from a difficult mission. He’s so tuckered out, he fell asleep at his console!

Scotty: Ay! That is precious sir!

Kirk: listen Scotty! He’s talking in his sleep!

Scotty: I wonder what he’s dreamin of sir

Spock: zzzzz *snort* ILLOGICAL… zzzz

Kirk: ha ha! Sounds like he’s chewing somebody out. Get em Mr. Spock<3!

Scotty: ha ha, ay. Good ol Mr. Spock. I wonder to which poor numpty he’s given the business.

Spock: zzz Jim zzz NO zzz VERY zzz illogicall… zzz

Scotty: oh.

Scotty: ay, tough break laddie.

Kirk: WAKE UP MR. SPOCK<3!

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Bragging rights to whoever can come up with the best idea for what Spock is dreaming.

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“Why the fuck the little scroll bar has these little horizontal lines?!”
OK, i will tell you … this is to mimic little raised ridges
the ridges would provide friction with a finger, if it was a physical slider …
this intuitively tells you that the strange object is to be slid like a slider …
this is known as … “Skeuomorphic design”!
Thanks for listening. have a safe drive home everyone
[turns off the projector & leaves out the back door]
[gets in my car & puts the key in the ignition]
[turns key & my car explodes due to a car bomb, i die]