Do Vulcans Dream of Logical Sheep?
Scotty: Captain I ran those diagnostics on the ships computer and-
Kirk: sshh sshh sshh
Kirk: Mr. Spock<3 just got back from a difficult mission. He’s so tuckered out, he fell asleep at his console!
Scotty: Ay! That is precious sir!
Kirk: listen Scotty! He’s talking in his sleep!
Scotty: I wonder what he’s dreamin of sir
Spock: zzzzz *snort* ILLOGICAL… zzzz
Kirk: ha ha! Sounds like he’s chewing somebody out. Get em Mr. Spock<3!
Scotty: ha ha, ay. Good ol Mr. Spock. I wonder to which poor numpty he’s given the business.
Spock: zzz Jim zzz NO zzz VERY zzz illogicall… zzz
Scotty: oh.
Scotty: ay, tough break laddie.
Kirk: WAKE UP MR. SPOCK<3!
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Bragging rights to whoever can come up with the best idea for what Spock is dreaming.

“Why the fuck the little scroll bar has these little horizontal lines?!”
OK, i will tell you … this is to mimic little raised ridges
the ridges would provide friction with a finger, if it was a physical slider …
this intuitively tells you that the strange object is to be slid like a slider …
this is known as … “Skeuomorphic design”!
Thanks for listening. have a safe drive home everyone
[turns off the projector & leaves out the back door]
[gets in my car & puts the key in the ignition]
[turns key & my car explodes due to a car bomb, i die]
















